In an attempt to get more hits from Google, I will be writing more documents that target search words of dubious quality. For instance I figure that by making an obscure reference to my favourite South African band, the Springbok NudeGrls, somebody might bump into this blog who didn’t even know that I was tying one. Or by talking about a trigonometric instrument called a sextant I should pop up in more searches than anyone else on this ning. The result however might be that I’ll either be praised as a genius, or burnt at the stake. Kinda like all the villians in a James Bond movie, pretty much right up to the point that James rolls in the villian is living large and is pretty much loved by his henchmen and all the ladies alike (sometimes these two groups overlap like the intersection of a Venn-Diagram) and then just because a man in a smart suit doesn’t want them to take over the world, the villian is vanquished. But I ask the question, If just one villian could take over the world, what would they do with it. I mean the only reason you can’t have everything isbecause you wouldn’t have space to put it all. But I digress, what I’m really excited about is the prospect of gender diversity training, or more specifically gender sensitivity training.
Here’s what I know so far about woman. My top 10 list.
1. Opening a door is both welcome and unwelcome depending on the woman so proceed with caution
2. Commenting on a woman’s appearance is both appreciated and dispised depending on who hears the comment.
3. Anniversaries and special days are to be remembered or forgotten depending on if age is involved or not.
4. You can’t touch a strangers hair in public
5. Feet are beautiful but you can’t stare while they are looking at you (sneaking a stare is ok though)
6. The answer to any question that involves the words “How do I look in…” or “Does this make my … ” is silence. These are trick questions used to start a fight and you will lose miserably, possibly irrecoverably.
7. Soup and salad may be meals but not always, sometimes a chocolate and a packet of dried mango can be called dinner.
8. Foreign men are always hotter to local woman, and so local men must seem hotter to foreign woman, its a net zero game.
9. A woman can cry without being sad, or smile when she isn’t happy. Emotions are variable and volatile and often scary.
10. My best and closest friend ever is a woman and I owe her so much it is hard to say.
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